Lassi Nihari And lots of pyaar-Kill me.

"Khana kharab, kutte deyo puttro" And there she screamed again. Last Summer ka beginning was WAY more than just a nightmare. It was HELL.SUICIDE. It was everything that could make a person wanna kill themselves.


Before going to Dubai I had to visit a few really purane neighbors in Sialkot apparently one of them planned to fall ill.. just when my vacations started. Apart from there khana there isn't much I like about that place. Weysey I don't even like the khana, It's so heavy and oily. No offence to Sialkoti peepaals.
I don't like that place. I mean I just don't.


Anyways so there I stayed at our really purane -more -like -family- neighbor's . It was like hugee and about 48 people lived there. BEGINNING OF MY NIGHTMARE. oops, I almost forgot to mention, I get homesick too soon.


So anyway, this is what it was like as soon as we reached the sialkoti hawai adda. ( Airport)


ME : This place doesn't seem THAT bad. Mom, lets go visit the duty free shop since chachu planned pick his child from school first


Mom : Umm.. there isn't one.


ME : Uh.


Later, My dad's friend, I call him chachu 'cus he's more like a brother to my dad and my mom taught me to call him that, came to pick us. I sat in his car and this is what the conversations were like


Chachu : O ji, aap loug bare hi ache time per aye ho. Ghar jate hi wekhna, Nihari aur rotian garama garam tiyaar pari hongi.


My Dad : Yeh tou barri achi baat hei. Weysey bhi hum logon ne breakfast nai kiya.


Chachu : Haan khair. Nihari na bhi hou tou lassi aur karele tou hongey hi. ( Like who eats karele anyway that too with 'lassi', pardon me for saying so but lassi with food is like having ice cream with pepsi )


And then the conversation about food went on forever.


... YES IT ENDED. 'Cus we reached the place where we were staying.


I was a lil excited to meet them after a really long time but staying with them? NO. 'Cus I don't like staying with people. I didn't even know we were gonna stay. My dad kept it as a secret 'cus he knew I won't go if I knew that.


So anyway, after going there I had no other choice but to stay there at the place. I wanna call it the place cus I don't know what else to call it.


Ander jate hi there were about 287373720983 people saying Assalam-u-alaikum simultaneously.I didn't know who to greet first, I didn't even know half of them. They all came bhaagte hue hugging us like we survived a plane crash. That is sweet I know but too much of it is annoying, trust me.


I spent two nights there. Without any doubts, they treated us like we were kahin ke rajaaa rani. Acha khana, acha rehna ka jagah, acha treatment, Hurr kuch acha tha but what they couldn't change was kuch logon ki aadatein. Like old women. We'd sit on a dining table and 'light' chali jati (that's what they'd say). So anyway, jeysey hi light jaati a really old woman would scream " Khaana kharab howe WAPDA KA. Ussan kya aidi bhans maraya hei" (Pardon the ghalat salat punjabi, it's just that I don't know punjabi much) which btw means ke WAPDA ka khana kharab hona chahiye, it's not like we've killed their buffaloes or something.




Then, when I would want to drink some water some old woman would go like ( P.s they all looked almost the same ) " Beti Pani kyun pee rai ho? lassi peo na! Khoti di putar ( She'd scream to some random girl passing by ) Idher khare hue ki wekh rahi hai? Jao lassi la ker do " I DO NOT LIKE LASSI WOMAN. I KNOW YOU ARE SWEETER THAN MY MOM'S SNOWBALL DESSERT BUT PLEASE, TOO MUCH SWEETNESS CAUSES ONE TO CHOKE.


Did I mention their naukar chakar? Their presence was suicide. I know poverty has taken over and stuff but none of that stops you from bathing.


This was just the old women. The younger ones were worse.They were brand conscious wannabes.


This is how my conversation with them would go like :


Brand conscious wannabe : Oh is that Cartier? I love Cartier, half of my stuff is Cartier.


Me : Bvlgari.


Old woman : Bul gaari? Ae koi nai gaddi ai hei?


Me : Um, nai aunty. It's rather pronounced as bul-gair-ee. And it's a brand.


Brand conscious wannabe : Hmm.. I don't like that. You know how some brands can be. uhh tacky. Uh..


Me : LOL. You think Bvlgari is tacky? You need sleep.


And I'd walk out on her. HAH in her face.


Days passed and I kept feeling weirder and weirder. Homesickness began.


I'd be up all night and in the morning I'd look like some spirit. And they'd all crack lame jokes about me -.- like kya masla hei bhaii :/


High fever. Cough. Flu sub eik saath hi attacked me. They had to take me back. Back to Karachi. Back HOME. I could not go to Dubai directly from that place.


And then the pressure started. They started pressurizing us and emotionally blackmailing us to stay. So we stayed there for two more days.


We all know what punjab is famous for-it's food and people feeding their guests a lot. Last summer my weight   was 40 kgs.And when I came back I was 55 O.O it took me forever to lose weight.Now I'm 45.. I think I can never be 40 again all cus of them :( It may not sound as bad to you people lekin challenge kerti houunn none of you can stay there for more than a week.


So anyway, after a crazyyyyyyyyy time we finally returned. Back home :') I hugged my bed.. not like I can do that but wait did you just think I was huge? YOU'RE NOT NICE.I maybe fat but just a lil bit. It's baby fat and it's the new cool :') So anyway I hugged my bed like you knoww jiss tarah kerte heiiin. And started packing for Dubai.


No matter how much I disliked being at Sialkot, i must say, they live such an achi lifeee. kissi cheez ki parwa nai hotii. And in Karachi damn, time flies. There are good things about Sialkot too, just that I don't know anyyy :p




Ciao Ya'll. Hope that post wasn't huge :P

Dreams Come True.. In Blue Hawaii.

My blog is dying, 'aint it? Just thought I should post about my best friend's party that I recently attended 'cus it was AWESOME. ( Also 'cus there isn't anything else to post about ) 

So it was my best friend's birthday party, i.e RandomRandomKid's birthday party and the theme was Hawaiian. And we be rocking the Hawaiian yo ;) 

None of had Hawaiian stuff to wear so we wore clothes that were close to it.. or at least we thought they were close to Hawaiian. 

The setup was great. We worked our asses off to make my friend's roof look

 like Hawaii. BUT because of the wind, it turned out to be a disaster. 

We had to make it okay. Guests were starting to arrive then ME and my BRAINS came in handy ;) I helped with the sand disaster and made everything look a lil better. ( though I don't deserve the high praises ) 

Anyway,  There was a tiki bar, lots of flowers, sand and a pool..No we're not that cool, it was an inflatable pool =P 

The food was great too. I'm just saying.. I didn't even eat anything :p 

Good food + Good Setup + Awesome theme ( Which btw was my idea xD ) + Good looking people ( like me ) =  A GREAT PARTY! 

The Cake, Wanted it, Got none x( 

Pardon the crazy scribbling, My face looked weird.

LIMBO xD  

And this is what I looked like,  ignore the weird flowers.. they're just there to hide my arm which looks EXTREMELY FAT god knows why -.-

Super Hero She Is. Say yeah ahuh ahuh.

No, it's not super man or spider man or any man. It's a woman. Or a girl. 

Did you just imagine her wearing a two piece and a crown sort of a thing on her head? Get that picture out of your head. RIGHT NOW. 

She's a hero because.. she saved her family. And that is why she's also an inspiration. 

She even looks like Vanessa Hudgens a bit. I think :p 


I just want you to know Furree that you are awesome. And you don't need anyone telling you that okay? You're funny and adorable and I love your blog posts. And you are truly an inspiration. (: 

She does look like Vanessa Hudgens :p 

I Be In My PJs xD

EXAMS ARE OVER! FINALLY XD
Yesterday was a great day. It was my last day of school. It started with car racing then came losing our phones in the sea and ended with SCREAMING LIKE 3 YEAR OLDS ON THE CRAZY BUS.


We thought of doing the randomest stuff on the last day 'cus none of our plans worked out. It was a last minute plan and went very well. Did I mention how much I LOVE my class and will MISS it? Esp my class guys that paid for us.. whenever we needed them to.. i.e ALWAYS!


We went to McDonalds first. The sea view wala. It was soooo khaali khaali. So anyway, what none of us knew was that the other guys got eggs. TO THROW AT US. I.. did not get hit by an egg thank fully but lots of people did and eww.. they smelled really really bad. As bad as the sea did when we got there :P




Oooh and CAMEL RIDES ARE SCARY. Never am I sitting on  a camel again. My legs still hurt.




You know what's fun? Being 3 again.  :) Octopus, crazy bus, bumper cars, Choo Choo Train and all the rides wereeee so much fuuuuun :D




Now that I'm done with yesterday, I'll tell you why today is special.
IT'S Maryam's BIRTHDAYYY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARYAM. You're awesome. May you have many many many many more.
We would've planned a surprise but your house is toooo far away :P


I have now realized that we don't own a decent picture :P

 I love you so much :')
x

Howdy!

I know, I know. I'm supposed to be 'studying' and not 'blogging' BUT I MISSED BEING HERE!


So the weirdest things have been happening. And guess what? THE WORST THING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN TO ME THIS MONTH OR NEXT OR THIS WHOLE YEAR HAPPENED TO ME.
......I LOST MY SPECS. I LOVED THEM! Mostly because I paid for them BUT STILL I LOVED THEM!  They were Gucci..hugee pink eyesight glasses with cute bows on the side. THEY WERE ADORABLE. Everyone loved them. Even Maryam did, she barely likes anything. WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT THEM? :(  It's not like I wore them all the time.. just wore them when I needed to. My number is  2.75 so I can't really watch TV or see what's written on the board in school.. or even see something that's a lil far away. I'm sad. :( 




Oh and my friend.. she just started blogging. Well she created a blog long time back but she just got more into it =P It's RandomRandomKid  from Imperfectly Perfect check it out, she's a really good writer :)




The weather is annoying.I want it to rain. Rain brings.. happiness and joy and I need that these days =P
Exams are starting on the 10th of May and I haven't studied a word. Except Math.. I've been practicing it since a long time and it's the only thing I need practice in for nowww. I'm not so good at math .Well I was.. until grade 6. Then it became tough! :P


And I feel like having pani puri. I call them gole gappay.. it's better that way :p When I grow up, I wanna own a gole gappay place so that I can have them all day. Just me and my gole gappas :') That'll be a dream come true.




I just felt like having a long post about random stuff since my posts are.. umm petite mostly xD


THE MOST OMG-EST THING EVER. They're expelling or maybe suspending a girl in my school because she hangs out with guys. LIKE WTH. That's like the peak of narrow mindedness ( if that's a word ) That is not FAIR. Remember how in KG they taught us to stop feeling this difference between guys and girls.. everyone's your friend.. what happened to that theory now? We've been studying in a co-ed school since KG and NOW they're realizing that there's a 'thin line' between guys and girls. THAT IS ANNOYING.VERY VERY ANNOYING.


What I don't appreciate is teachers butting into one's personal life. Like.. CERTAIN teachers in my school are creating fake facebook accounts to keep a check on their students. They have nothing to do with it. WHAT ARE PARENTS THERE FOR? Just teach and let go. Gosh :/


I bet most of you won't even bother reading all of that but.. it's the story of my life :/ Annoying.. boring...life these days.


TO HELL WITH ALL THIS. I'M GOING TO NARNIA B)

It's About Time.

Yes, it's about time I get serious with my studies. Not studying and getting good grades has made me over-confident(yes, iSmart :D) . With exams just two blocks away, I think I should really get serious with my studies now.


BUT HOW? Everything else seems so much more interesting when I grab my books. I really need to figure out a way to concentrate on...er.. Studies. Yes.


So yeah.I wont be blogging for a while. I'm off to thee study planet.
So ciao ya'll
Don't miss me too much. ;)

There's Just Too Much That Time Cannot Erase.

Memories, they never fade. I was trying to find a pen in my drawer but I found wayy better things. I found my old note books. As  I flipped through the pages, I got flashbacks. It's like the papers had stories written on them. I saw the doodles me and my friends had made back in the 5th grade. The notes we passed, the games we played, the notes we took. All of it. Every single thing. I couldn't stop laughing and smiling.And I might not be so close to them anymore but at least I'm still in touch with them and I love this fact. Well, all good things come to an end.And I thank god for the friends I had, for the memories we made, for the times we had and again for the amazing amazing friends I've had and still have.

"It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time"

Yes its true what they say. I never knew all these stupid lame jokes, doodles, photos would be the best memories of my life.I never knew I'd miss all those times so much. But what I do know now is that there's just too much that time cannot erase. Some things are there to last forever and one of them are memories :)